[linux] Trocha pobavenie

[Stanislav Poljovka]

Unix shell humor If u have access to UNIX try this out.
Give these commands a try

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Elvis?
Missing ].

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.



					Stanislav Poljovka
					poljovka na decef.elf.stuba.sk